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Chris Webb has an older blog entry that I missed somehow, OLAP Jokes. Here are a couple just to tempt you to read the rest:
Q: Why did the dimension go to prison?
A: Because it was degenerate
A cube walks into a bar, pops himself on a bar stool and says "Whisky please".
"Double?" says the barman
"No thanks replies the cube "Just a measure"
Q: What do pre-menstrual BI developers suffer from?
A: PTS
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